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So~ I'm halfway through the probation period of my new job. As you might know, I'm a sorting monkey in a postal company now. So far it's really cool, at least for something work-related. It's during the night, which earns a nice 25% bonus on the paycheck, because apparently working at night is a terrible drawback... or something. I dunno, it's great. The streets are empty, so I can drive non stop and I don't have to get up like 5 am.

Let's see if they want to keep me after the probation, at least the sub-boss said she would like to keep me around. Of course it doesn't pay that much, but seeing how hard it is to actually find a job which suits me, it's grand and I hope it to stay. All I gotta do is putting letters on the right stacks - so lovely boring and unchallenging.

Concerning dolls, I won the bid on a Soom MD Coquina head on eBay! Now - if it wasn't a scam, which is a permanent risk - I'll soon get my first Soom doll at last. Most of them are strictly limited, only buyable like two weeks and then never again. So~ you can imagine the prices on them. Luckily, most fans of Soom are fat women, who only buy male dolls to admire there d*cks or something. I dislike male dolls. So of course, Coquina is a female.

Then, once again, a body is missing. I'll order a female one by Bobobie/Resinsoul. Still waiting for the Apollo one, which get's the honor to wear my DZ Adult Mo head.

Mo: "WTF, I'm male. Also, I'm pretty and was sent here by god."
Me: "I hope you'll be the cool exception. I won't touch your penis, promise. And you'll be surrounded by lots of (though mostly lesbian) chicks."
Mo: *starts staring in the air and chanting religious babble*
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LupitaSatsu-san Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2011
Awesome about the job, sounds fun. I totally love boring shit, sorting mail sounds like a blast.

I love the doll aswell~
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CrystalRed Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
Challenging jobs are overrated. If I have to do it every day, I want it as painless as possible. I'm such a hedonist.
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Krabbenperle Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2011
"...And you'll be surrounded by lots of (though mostly lesbian) chicks." <- and Pongpong :iconderpplz:
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CrystalRed Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
Oh noes, Pongpong!
But what about HZ Roro?!
:icontrololoplz:
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Krabbenperle Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2011
A Demon Roro called Damon? :icontrololoplz:
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